i believe in hate at first sight
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
"why didn’t you do your homework?"
"you dont have any homework tonight"
"you just have to study for the test tomorrow"
i need a paid break from life
"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs